Here's some important information to keep in mind: If you ask George Brett for his autograph 35 times, he will eventually threaten to "shoot your fucking ass."
That's what happened to Brandon Farrens, an autograph hunter who freely admitted to KCTV5 that he has spent a lot of time hounding Brett for autographs, and has already gotten 15 signatures from the hall of famer.
Before you even think about feeling bad for Farrens, please understand that autograph hounds are some of the most obnoxious and aggravating people on earth, and also remember that George Brett is the man who graced us with one of the greatest videos in the history of the internet. George Brett is the best.