Some Atlético Madrid fan did all the Cristiano Ronaldo haters a favor today by pinging a lighter off the eminently hateable star's head. Even your teammates are laughing at you, Ronaldo!
Considering how much product Ronaldo undoubtedly uses, the real miracle here is that his whole head didn't burst into flames. Lest you think Sergio Ramos really is a horrible teammate, this alternate view shows that Ramos did eventually feign concern:
The rebound of that sucker means it was coming in pretty fast. Still laughing, though.