Here are three emails we received today:
11:30 am:
Hey Deadspin,
Just wanted to let you know that Sex.com is offering $5 million to the charity of James Harden's choice if he shaves his beard before the start of the Houston-Portland series this Sunday.
Attached is a PDF copy of our press release.
Thanks
12:22 pm:
Ooops! Pardon my mistake. Sex.com is offering $5 million to the charity of James Harden's choice if he shaves his beard before the start of the Houston-Portland series this Sunday if Harden shaves his beard LIVE on Sex.com.
1:19 pm:
Sorry to waste your time, but Sex.com is retracting its offer to James. Please ignore any previous press releases you have received from Sex.com.
Thanks.
Get it together, guys.