Yeah. We tried to stick to physical bars here, with one notable exception; overall, this experience was way less contentious staff-wise than that whole superheroes thing. RIP Bar None. This supersedes any previous rankings. Thank you for your time.
1. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
2. Snickers
3. Butterfinger
4. Twix
5. Whatchamacallit
6. Take 5
7. Fast Break
8. Kit Kat
9. Caramello
10. Heath
11. Skor
12. Nutrageous
13. 100 Grand
14. Clark
15. PayDay
16. Milky Way
17. Krackel
18. Bar None
19. 5th Avenue
20. Baby Ruth
21. Nestle Crunch
22. Oh Henry!
23. Almond Joy
24. Mars
25. Mounds
26. Charleston Chew
27. Hershey's Cookies & Creme
28. Zero
29. 3 Musketeers
30. Mr. Goodbar
31. Dove
32. Hershey's
33. Being Hit by a Car
34. Hershey's Special Dark
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