Selling a home can be hard. It should be very easy for this awesome grandma, though, because she listed her house with some amazing, adorable pictures.
"Oh hello," she says via the glint in her eye. "I didn't see you there, but welcome to my humble home. Perhaps you'd like a tour? You might like what you see ;)"
"This is where I like to enjoy my coffee in the mornings. I call it 'The Coffee Spot.' This AC unit is fully operational :)"
"Ah, you've found me in the kitchen! So, tell me, have you ever been in love? <@:)"
"Feel like reading something? Magazines, books, TV guides—this is the place to come when you want to escape. Sometimes I even have a little glass of wine while I read, but don't tell on me :-)"
Buy this house. Give this grandma all of your money.