Want to learn how to do things? We’re here to help.
Doing things is hard. The key is to do them adequately. Below, we’ve compiled a list of how-to posts published on Adequate Man, and provided our own succinct answers for the existential questions posed.
You’re welcome.
How To Party Without Drinking
Don’t drink at the party.
How To Meet Her Parents
Look at them. Say hi.
How To Make New Friends As An Adult, And Why
Be nice—because.
How To Talk To White People About Blackface
Avoid doing this if you can.
How To Find Ethical Porn
Google “ethical porn.”
How Much Should You Spend On Rent?
However much you can afford.
Should You Always Tell Your Partner If You Cheated?
Yes and no...
Should You Upgrade Your Gym?
You don’t need to.
Is It OK To Order Delivery During A Snowstorm?
Always.
How To Get A Chill Cat
Get a cat. Don’t bother it.
How To Move In With Your Significant Other
Bring your things.
How Often Do I Have To Change My Pants?
However often you want.
How To Buy Lingerie For Your Girlfriend, Wife, Mistress, Or Whoever Else
Go to a store and buy some.
What The Hell Is That Orange Stuff In My Toilet?
Doesn’t matter, you’re gross.
How To Survive An Office Meeting
Try breathing.
How To Survive A Long Car Trip With Your Kids
Kill them.
How To Deal With Your Neighbors
Murder them.
How To Pack For A Very Long Trip
Bring enough items for the length of the trip.
How To Clean A Roach-Infested Coffee Maker
Clean it?
How To Charm Everyone At Your New Job
Be charming.
How To Say Goodbye To City Life
Leave and don’t come back.
How To Buy Groceries And Not Waste Them
Eat them before they go bad.
How To Manage Hypochondriasis
Chill out.
How To Crash A Party Like A Pro
Go to the party. Be professional.
How To Buy Antiques, And Why
Go to an antique store. Because they’re great.
How To Deal With A Hangover At Work
Stay home.
How To Housetrain Your New Puppy
Train it.
How To React To A Bad Person’s Death
Scream.
How To Beat Insomnia
Sleep.
How To Live Alone
Don’t live with people.
How To Climb A Goddamn Mountain
Not something you should do.
How To Not Be A Jerk On A Plane
Be nice instead.
How To Have An Actual Conversation With A Woman
Talk to her.
How To Be A Gracious And Fun Wedding Date
Be gracious, fun.
How Not To Hit On Girls At The Club
Don’t approach them.
How To Clean A Mattress, And Why
Let someone else do it. Because it’s dirty.
How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse (And Other Disasters)
We’re all gonna die.