God has blessed us with so many balls. Here they all are, definitively ranked from worst to best.
43. Hair/Fuzz
42. Gum
41. Times Square
40. Foos
39. Billiard
38. State University
37. Yarn
36. of the Foot
35. Rugby
34. Australian Rules Foot
33. Cricket
32. Paddle
31. Power
30. Exercise
29. Stress
28. Male (Testes)
27. Golf
26. Magic “8"
25. Crystal
24. Wiffle
23. Shuttlecock
22. Skee
21. Debutante
20. Beach
19. Koosh
18. Foot
17. Medicine
16. Soccer
15. Marble
14. Ping Pong
13. Lacrosse
12. Soft
11. Lucille
10. Water Polo
9. Bowling
8. Kick
7. Volley
6. Tennis
5. Basket
4. Base
3. Met Costume
2. Meat
1. Super
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