After 3 Days, Jesus Rose From The Dead. After 4 Days, Tim Tebow Is 0-12 In The Arizona Fall League

Blessed are the merciful, such as Tim Tebow, who is showing mercy to any and all baseballs he could hit in the Arizona Fall League.

Here is a list of the other headlines we considered for this post:

  • Hitting A Baseball: A Miracle Too Hard For Tim Tebow
  • Jesus Christ, Tim Tebow Can’t Even Make Contact With The Ball
  • Holy Cow! A Saintly Bovine Could Hit As Well As Tim Tebow
  • Tim Tebow Can Raise The Dead, But Not His Batting Average
  • Unlike Christ, Tebow Unable To Resurrect Athletic Career
  • Matthew, Mark, Luke, And John, Tebow K’d With Two Men On
  • Tebow Strikes Out Again; Arizona Fall League Fans Cry Out, “Barabbas!”
  • Tebow Celebrates Passover By Allowing Bat To Pass Over Baseball Three Times
  • Tim Tebow Celebrates Sukkot By Sucking It
  • Please Pray For Tebow’s Baseball Career
  • The Devil Tempted Christ For 40 Days; Tebow Unable To Hit Ball 40 Feet
  • Tim Tebow May Be A Disciple, But He Sure Isn’t Disciplined At The Plate