Blessed are the merciful, such as Tim Tebow, who is showing mercy to any and all baseballs he could hit in the Arizona Fall League.
Here is a list of the other headlines we considered for this post:
- Hitting A Baseball: A Miracle Too Hard For Tim Tebow
- Jesus Christ, Tim Tebow Can’t Even Make Contact With The Ball
- Holy Cow! A Saintly Bovine Could Hit As Well As Tim Tebow
- Tim Tebow Can Raise The Dead, But Not His Batting Average
- Unlike Christ, Tebow Unable To Resurrect Athletic Career
- Matthew, Mark, Luke, And John, Tebow K’d With Two Men On
- Tebow Strikes Out Again; Arizona Fall League Fans Cry Out, “Barabbas!”
- Tebow Celebrates Passover By Allowing Bat To Pass Over Baseball Three Times
- Tim Tebow Celebrates Sukkot By Sucking It
- Please Pray For Tebow’s Baseball Career
- The Devil Tempted Christ For 40 Days; Tebow Unable To Hit Ball 40 Feet
- Tim Tebow May Be A Disciple, But He Sure Isn’t Disciplined At The Plate