I don’t think I’d want to wear stuff branded by a website I like. But you don’t judge me for my weird, some-might-say deviant peccadilloes, so I’m not going to judge you for buying some swag from the all-new Deadspin Store.
This is just getting going, so it’s pretty barebones so far—just some logo stuff. But we promise there’ll be cool shit in there soon. (I might actually wear a “Stick to Sports” shirt.) Have any ideas for what we should sell? Email us.
Also, I didn’t want to have to bring this up, but you’ve literally never paid us anything for all our work in the blog mines. You owe us. Jerk.