Last night was the Deadspin Awards. It was fun! A lot of fun. Maybe too much fun for a Tuesday. This morning, I have been keeping a running list of when the writers and editors of this site first demonstrated that they survived the open bar and post-show karaoke. It’s been pretty grim.
Here’s the order, starting with the first person to get online this morning. The time frame stretches from 6 a.m. until whenever Marchman finally shows up.
- Albert
- McQuade
- Drew
- Barry
- Dom
- Diana
- Lauren
- McKenna
- Hannah
- Dvora
- Nick
- Eric
- Ley
- Dennis
- Lindsey
- Burke
- Roth
- Maddy
- Samer
- Giri
- Redford
- Billy
- Laura Wagner
- Marchman
[Update, 10:58 a.m.: Marchman is alive. He claims he has “been around for a while, I’ve just been mainly intensely focused on the Infinity War trailer.”]
You can watch the entire show here, but enjoy some highlights from the Deadspin Awards, including awards presented by Daniel Radcliffe and Michael Schur:
A mid-show interview with host Drew Magary, conducted by Ken Rosenthal:
And a song about Deadspin written and performed by James Dolan. What the hell.