This little bit of magic is from Portland's KOIN-6 Friday night and it is remarkable that it actually happened. The entire interview is just a slow and steady burn to that ultimate payoff and the entire time you're thinking: no way. No way this actually happens. It can't.
And then it actually happens. It is the perfectly constructed and executed joke. She walked off smiling and gave a thumbs-up so it's OK, you can laugh.
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[KOIN 6]
h/t ArkansasFred; Reddit