David_Hume
David Hume
David_Hume

Here at Magnacorp Defense Technologies, a proud corporate partner of Major League Baseball, we love the human element. In honor of the proud and important tradition of thumbing our nose at reasonable and cost effective accuracy, we are equipping all of our SB-9 shipborne megawatt vaporizing lasers with our latest Read more

This is so great, Sean. Big fan of this feature. Read more

Yep. My first car was a Pontiac 6000 with the 2.8 v6, and man, there was nothing that sounded quite like that. Not necessarily a great sound, but unique as hell. Read more

As a Model T owner, I can't say I agree. The controls are just so foreign to any sort of modern car that you may as well be driving a threshing machine or something. The sentiment I completely get - you could get the same "being involved and connected" with the car in a, say, '26 Buick.It's interesting - I was driving Read more

Maybe I'm just oversensitive, but the stadium PA guy cranking some Anthrax on right then was sort of a dick move. Read more

This is a really enjoyable piece, Dom. Thanks. Read more

Jesus, that's a lot of power from a 2.0t, and frankly, it makes me giddy. A responsive, tight, no lag setup is more marketable and probably objectively better, but the irresponsible weirdo in me hopes that it dawdles up to 2800 RPM and then puts an apple in your mouth, paints your ass red and shoots you out of a Read more

I wonder what that poor misanthrope who pissed all over Saab in the Vampire Weekend post has to say on this? When he gets done sucking on a lemon, and finishes his pickle juice enema he'll probably pipe up. Read more

A 99T with water injection? Oh lord. I'd love one. Read more

I hope you get hit in the balls by a meteor! Read more

I was actually most fascinated by the conversation between the commenters there who scorned "casual gamers" and those who, from the perspective of 30-something adulthood defended that unfortunate but apparently unavoidable evolution of their gaming experience. Read more

No workarounds. Just watch the damn commercials, Jack. Read more

Never an appropriate time. Stay at your desk and do your goddamn work. Pay your taxes, too. Read more