I'm not sure if you're operating on a level of irony that I'm too dense to grasp, or if this is to be taken wholly at face value, but I am (perhaps recklessly) assuming the latter. I fully and vigorously and unironically support: "Up next in 2015: Killing choreographed scoring opportunities for handicapped kids" Not… Read more

Well it figures that this would go to ESPN and Schefter since FOX Sports is already wrapped up with an energetic something that leaves a bad taste in your mouth and can fit in your shirt pocket, namely Jay Glazer. Read more

Percy, you simply must tell us more about yourself and your philosophies. You sound absolutely captivating. Read more

Nah, I'm good. Thanks. Read more

"It's not how many kids you beat, it's how well you beat them" - Bing Crosby Read more

Not surprising this happened at a ballpark; this time of year you always hear about someone's heater setting a place on fire. Read more

News about incredibly cold places always brings out those folks who love gloating about the weather where they are, like my Uncle Roy. Back in the Great Freeze of '11 he sent the family a pic of himself on a beach in Key West, shirtless, straw hat on, dick peeking out of his shorts. The Blizzard of '09, we got a… Read more

Sweet! Thanks for the look up. Read more

Nice 9-3. Read more

It's adorable, menacing, inviting and stern all at once. I'd love one. It looks like a nice little 1940's 1/2 pickup that also just happens to be ON TRACKS. Read more

What is that second vehicle, the tracked truck? That looks like a winner. Read more

Christ, I hope so. I laugh myself Swedish by the end of it. Read more

The best part is A-Rod's email signature: "If U aim for the moon and miss at least u will end up among the stars - Mark Twain" Read more

crud. Read more

Flawless. +1 Read more

I remember watching a Louisville game last spring and thinking the same thing! Man, some of those Mortal Kombat finishing moves were gory. Read more

I spent 10 long years in that world, man. They never seen a cashew masher, walnut polisher, peanut butterer, almond scalder or pistachio stasher like me. I could re-can pecans better than any academic macadamia packager. Yes sir. Three dollars and forty eight cents an hour and all the filberts I could pilfer. Those… Read more

I love how this flows. Read more

My god, yes. Read more

Can you just put that out there as the NEW COMMENTIST MANIFESTO please? Read more