Can you imagine if Michael J Fox was the buyer that Wang stiffed? That would be a really zany coincidence with many possible "humorous" recontextualizations. Wow. Just imagine it. Read more

Something like that happened to me once, and I went to see a doctor. He said, "son, we need to lance that" so, they put a needle in it, and next thing you know, the gosh darn welt grew a thicket of pubes and won the tour de france. Crazy. Read more

Nice. Sounds like you got that thing on lock. Read more

I'm concerned that the beard situation you have going is just the tip of a Fieri-ish iceberg. You afraid it might get out of hand? Read more

Damn. Nice car. Read more

Barkley converting the one-hander is surprising, but I'll be stunned if Phil ever masters the two-footer. Read more

Jesus, this whole chain of replies... +1 Read more

Nah, he's a Scot. Read more

Hell yeah. +1 Read more

Part of me is like "YEAH, brands ARE the worst" and part of me is like "Eh... I get it." You ever see the number of 8-year olds in orange head to toe following Rickie Fowler around "wanting to be just like him?" It's... a ton. Michelle Wie gets that same sort of treatment. Sure, parents can be all "Now Johnny, that's… Read more

Probably not golf snobbery or sexism. Probably the saddest reason of all: "brand awareness." Michelle Wie, to paraphrase Jay-Z isn't a businesswoman, she's a business, woman and her business (after the business of playing golf) is making the people that pay her bills happy. Read more

I learned on my one of the pre-war cars my Dad collected, when I was maybe 8 or 9. Dad would go out for Sunday coffee and a jaunt around the hilltowns, and he'd apply the gas, steer, work the clutch, and I'd shift with my left hand. I thought it was the cooooolest thing ever. Fast forward to me being 16, and… Read more

along with Hogs, Honkers and Horseplay. Read more

That's not very polite. I was asking a serious question from someone who seemed to know a lot about cows and how they reproduce. Sheesh. Read more

Do dairy and beef cows have different preferred sex positions? Do cows ever 69? Read more

Nice car. Very nice car.

I am only as into wrenching on cars as I am (which is, um, a lot) because the first car I bought was a 1987 Saab 900S. It needed brakes, and I joined the first Saab forum I found (Saabnet) to see what I could see and the folks on there were extraordinarily gracious, helpful, and just staggeringly knowledgeable.… Read more

Criminally underrated joke. Read more

Two hour clutch job, if you're taking it easy. Relaxing. Read more

Cody Jameson! Brett Queener! A Powell brother! Yay! Read more