Last time I saw a video of a President that blurry, a Lincoln Continental drove through the frame.
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This joke still has it.
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“It seems that pretty much everything that actor Steve McQueen touched has turned to gold,” Read more

Peter, I like your work. Nice job on this truck.
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“He carefully assembled a turkey club on rye toast and ate it in the time the ball was in the air. Didn’t even get a crumb on his jersey.” - Jonathon Jackson-Johnson Jr., Angels RP.
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“I was there, and instead of a bat, he used a rolled up newspaper and he hit a ball so hard that when it landed, it had next week’s box scores tattooed across it. I guess I go 1-3 with a walk against the Mets on Monday” - Ramon McGillicuddy, Angels 2b.
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Now why the heck would anyone buy some loud plastic hot mess like this when you could have a BRAND NEW Hyundai Sonanata for like the same price? Come on! The Sonana is probably 9/10ths as fast and a heck of a lot more comfortable and reliable. Being a Jalop doesnt mean checking your brain at the door!
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Sad to report that “having fun on the internet” isn’t as much fun as it used to be.
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Ugh, for this same money you could have a low mileage 2005 Corvet te and have some real passion in your drive, instead of this soulless penalty box. Cant even belive that any jalop would even get behind the wheel of this Hyundon’t.
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Aaahhhhh NOOO, I shan’t look! I mustn’t! [closes eyes and punches monitor]
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This careful, data-backed analysis is sure to inform the decision making of people considering sporty mods and performance upgrades.
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Boy, that’s nice.
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That car is dope and I wish I had it.
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That car! That is a fucking car!
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“It was wild, our first time having sex on the golf course. I had to wear 2 condoms” Read more

Is this a good car for a 45 year old mother of two who was promoted to Director of Communications at a local midsize bank who lives with her successful businessman husband in a 3200 square-foot house in an aspirational suburb 15 minutes from the country club to which they belong and where their kids take swimming… Read more

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Right. I knew there was an ease-of-transaction discount built in, but given that similar trucks were selling for roughly $14k at dealers, I figured I’d get an offer of maybe $10-$11k, which I might have considered. I don’t begrudge someone making a profit, but this was hard to make sense of.
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“A place like CarMax will pretty much buy anything, but aren’t always going to get top dollar.” Read more

Never thought that $8800 is a Nice Price for something like this, but here we are.
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