Your lack of miniature crispy chocolate chip cookies has made you dead to me. DEAD. Read more

Never wager with a Thithilian when death ith on the line! Read more

They’re stupid and boring. I hated them. Go do the job you’re being paid to do. Read more

Ohhhhhhhhtani Read more

When Chad tells you “Black Panther really wasn’t that good if you think about it.” Read more

Today is truly the day of nutmegs. Read more

SF is a dystopian hellhole that no sane person should be forced to live in. Read more

Where the hell are you parking in LA that it’s only $25? Read more

“Gif of donkeys” Read more

I was trying out with them for veteran minimum, and Marquette legit beat me out (he’s a good punter), but hey, thanks for weighing in with your completely ignorant and irrelevant position! Read more

+1 poopsock Read more

PUT ME IN, COACH Read more

Anyone who is worth a billion-plus dollars is automatically worthy of any and all hitpieces. Read more

Best fucking fireworks show ever imo
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Using “cake eater” actually shows a fairly on point grasp of socio-economic disparities between urban Minneapolis (generally poorer/non-white) and the outlying suburbs (more affluent/white (primarily Edina)) that I didn’t get until I lived in Minnesota for eight years. Read more

I’m right there with you. I can run a 5:30 mile if I push myself ridiculously hard, but I can’t even imagine doing it faster and for more than a mile at a time. Read more

It’s not intentional (in that he wasn’t going for the dude’s face), but it IS an incredibly stupid and reckless play and the ref was right to send him off. Read more

No, I got it, it just wasn’t particularly clever considering how racism actually works.
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+1776
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He’s all the way not working. In a racist’s eyes, if you’re not 100% white, you’re not white.
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