I refuse to believe that Larry Fedora is an actual name and not substantive evidence of the shared simulation we call reality breaking down. Read more

It’s a reference to how European soccer teams have to play their games in front of empty stadiums as punishment if their fanbase is found to have committed racist actions, not a reference to whether or not the Portland team has a regular attendance. Read more

Trick question - the scariest thing is consciousness. Gulper McHellfish doesn’t give a shit about space or land or anything, it just eats and fucks and dies (possibly not in that exact order). Read more

+1 empty stadium Read more

Mountain DUI XtreemZ!: Code Red (NOW WITH ELECTROLYTES) Read more

Tying the payment to graduation is a great way to get even more athletes with Turf Management or Communications majors. A better solution would be sticking the money in an interest bearing account that’s released to the athlete either on graduation, or five years after they leave school, whichever comes first, with… Read more

What if we just use cephalopods instead? Read more

That and the stories of people pissing on bath mats or eating their own foot skin. Can’t find that kind of quality content anywhere other than Deadspin!
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You're not wrong. Read more

JoJo is like someone watched a telenovela, and thought to themselves “This shit is waaaaaay too tame. Let’s crank it up to eleven.” Read more

Rip to the person who inevitably puts their dick in there. Read more

So Lebron’s going to England then? Read more

Yeah, but you haven't told us whether or not he's a fraud. Read more

You're missing the photos of the extended Trump family. Read more

You still haven't told us which one Lebron is going to. Read more

Masturbation. We're talking about masturbation, right? Read more

Usually because the wall reacts by charging out and cutting down the angle even further (which if you watch you can see the Swedish defender do). That was an insanely good shot, and if he hadn’t been able to put so much curve on it, it would have hit the defender. Read more

Over the San Bernadino Mountains. Read more

Was in Santa Ana today for the OC pride parade, and the streets were rocking with green jerseys and Mexican flags. It was awesome. Read more

At least he didn't take a knee. Then they'd really have to bring the hammer down. Read more