Team Giant Meteor! Read more

BUH GAWD IS THAT TEBOW’S MUSIC?!
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I’m not your buddy, pal Read more

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race? Read more

They don’t keep warmers in there, and a warm ball travels further than a cold ball (warm and dry is best, cold and damp is worst). However, generally the ball guys will hang out by the heaters on the sideline because why freeze your nuts off for no reason? Read more

Red Red Whine Read more

Game balls, keeps them from getting mixed up with ones from the sideline. Read more

Like a Squirtle conservation campaign, only slightly stupider. Read more

Brake Blortles Read more

Fuck. You.
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That hit was dirty as fuck and I wish wannabe toughguys would quit trying to make a name for themselves by inflicting brain damage on special teams plays. Read more

I haven’t played an AC since... Brotherhood, I think, and this one is pretty darn good. Not regretting the purchase at all. Read more

This deserves a lot more stars than it’s going to get Read more

The stag is an absolute menace. You think, “oh, it’s just a stupid deer, those things do nothing but run away all game” and then it goes full Princess Mononoke on your ass and you really start to question your life decisions. Read more

I hope you’re prepared for the angry denizens of Jaguar Junction, Tom. Read more

“Compound boners are the eighth wonder of the world.” Read more

I don’t know that there’s anyone charismatic enough to pull off a new league. It’s going to be hard enough getting everyone to stick together for this next CBA. Read more

Go fuck yourself Read more

This is a valid point, but ignores the fact that if the pursuit of money reaches the exclusion of all else (as we’re in the midst of), then society eventually crumbles and the corporation ceases to exist, which is the ultimate failure to the stockholders. Read more

This is a good piece and something I’ve been pointing out in talks recently. It’s great that society has gotten to the point where doing the right thing is seen as good market value, but we still have a long way to go to get to doing the right thing because it’s the right thing. Read more