Not really, since it knocks the ball down as it’s coming off your foot. Best hang times are with a slight 3-4mph headwind - not enough to force it down but just enough to stall it up there. Read more

When I had a cattle-call tryout there after being released by the Vikings (we all knew none of us were getting signed, it was to show displeasure with the current guy), it was outdoors in 40mph winds and one of the stupider things I’ve ever witnessed. 80 yard punts one direction, 20 yards the other. Read more

That workout is going to be such a shitshow with the weather there this time of year. I’ll be impressed if they make half their attempts from outside 35 yards. Read more

The premise alone looks super intriguing, and thankfully it’s actually on a platform I have. Wish Mob Psycho would come to Hulu or Netflix :/
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I retract part of my previous statement. After intense Zaprudering, the ball was in fact tipped, but it had no impact on the outcome. The trajectory doesn’t change, nor does the ball flight change. That kick was doomed from the getgo, and if you compare his motion from the timeout one (which he made) against the miss,… Read more

If it was one of the ones that I was waiting to hear back, I forgot to check that email account after I did the initial ones. I’ll get it out to you tomorrow Read more

No one tipped that kick, Parkey stepped in too close with his plant foot which caused him to swipe across with his kicking leg instead of following straight through towards his target. Read more

Jesus Christ, are you guys harvesting staffer parts for Drew in some sort of baroquely demented Thiel-esque body clinic? What the hell is even happening any more?
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Poke them in the eye?
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The sad thing is, in about five years from now he would be getting sponsorship opportunities thrown at him from cannabis companies instead of busting out of the league.
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Eventually, the header image will have all its background faded away, leaving nothing but a screaming, reddened face floating against the void, cruel and uncaring, a swollen gaseous giant bursting under its own enormous mass, and on that day, the Raiders will still have Gruden employed because hahaha holy shit did… Read more

Yessssssss, pump it directly into my veins. That’s worth waking up for. Read more

Please learn how I made $$$thousands from home with this one EASY trick!!! http://www.latlmes.com/arts/return-of-the-golden-age-of-comics-1 Read more

I will record any non-racist/non-hateful message the Deadspin commentariat wants for $5*. That’s two orders of magnitude less! Serious offers only**.
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Like I said, didn’t want to be “that guy.” This is the comment section for a videogames website, not my personal advertising space. Read more

At the risk of being “that guy,” I’ve created a card game called Twilight of the Gods that might interest you. It’s the LCG model (so like Netrunner/Game of Thrones/etc. where you know exactly what cards you’re getting when you buy a pack) so you don’t have to shell out a ton of money, and a lot of the mechanics are…

That guy looks like if the words “steamed ham” came to life. Read more

Get me about 10kilos of plutonium-238 and we’ll find out! Read more

Counterpoint - The Sun is going to eventually expand and consume the Earth*, killing everyone, which I believe is a little something called “murder,” so we are well within our rights to pre-emptively strike back at this deadly foe via any means necessary. Read more

So basically Carlsen pulled the equivalent of that loser asshole at the local arcade who always picks Ryu and does nothing but throw hadokens at you from the back corner when the timer hits ten. Read more