Yeah that’s pretty bonkers for a 41 year old who isn’t exactly known for his speed. I don’t know if Rich Eisen does it anymore, but when he would run the 40 at the Combine that would be about equivalent to an in-shape Joe Random’s speed. Most people are not in shape.
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So it is the holder’s fault (and partially the snapper’s), but it’s not the tilt. The snap is away from the holder’s body (might have been caused by a wind gust) which causes him to have to reach for it, and then instead of bringing the ball back inside to the spot, he puts it straight down, which means Pineiro’s… Read more

So you know, almost all of us “just” punters/kickers/QBs are still generally very very athletically gifted compared to the general populace. You don’t get magically excused from wind sprints and weightlifting just because you play a position that doesn’t require as much contact. Read more

Don’t forget no air-conditioning in the summer!
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“Amateur.” Read more

How the fuck am I not on this list Read more

fukkin gary
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Gonna need a clarification on the rugby one. When they say “lower-end hair pulling,” are they talking about pubes? Because I feel a very rugby thing to do would be to yank someone’s muskforest mid-scrum.
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Wait, so you’re saying that if a guy misses a ball, he can then steal for the cycle, and it’s LEGAL?! Read more

Another thing I noticed that never got mentioned was how time of possession, and more importantly WHERE that time of possession occurs (related to that fluid midfield situation) can absolutely influence a game. If your defense is constantly having to track back and forth on runs because your midfielders aren’t keeping… Read more

Kickers line up at eight yards because if you line up at seven, the ball won’t get enough lift trajectory in time to clear the line, and if you line up at nine, the edge rushers can take a wider set and turn the corner on your wings. Read more

So what kind of chemtrails are spurting out of this thing?
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As I said in my other comments, the entirety of sports is built on unfairness. If you’re only gonna recognize it in this one specific case, then yeah, I’m gonna call it out for the horseshit that it is. Get back to me when you want Zion Williamson banned from the NBA.
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First off, she’s not transgender, and you trying to conflate that with the actual issue (her body produces more testosterone than what we traditionally associate with a woman) shows your lack of understanding on the actual issue. Read more

So then why the fuck isn’t Michael Phelps banned from swimming for having a longer torso to leg ratio or double jointed ankles? Why wasn’t Randy Johnson banned from pitching because he was tall as shit and could generate far more leverage than the average pitcher? Why isn’t Zion Williamson banned for being taller,… Read more

Fuck off back to your Klan rally, shithead.
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Like, for real though, this is some straight up TMZ bullshit. You wanna nail someone for their on-field performance or them being a rhinotaint in the public eye, fine. Post that post. A dude doing karaoke badly is general Americana and it’s fucking slimy that you posted this.
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As a former college and professional athlete with deep knowledge of these matters, I need to know - How drunk did you get in order to write about these failsons?
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Gets way too high on Joe Rogan’s podcast, starts choke-laughing leading into actual choking, Rogan watches him die while slowly nodding his head like a Dalai Lama made out of thumbs. Read more

The impetus for this isn’t whiny pissbaby Sean Payton and the whiny pissbaby New Orleans fans, it’s the $2billion wagered last year during football season on daily fantasy sites. You know who gets REAL fucking upset about blown calls? Someone with money on the line.
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