I hate how you bottom feeder sports fans say “us” like that? You weren’t on the team so it’s not us. Read more
Chris Kluwe
Loate
Lustful Block monster move right there. Read more
If players are legit getting injured because of how bad a playing surface is (I’m looking at you, Steelers and Redskins), then I’m all for the leagues making them keep the surface up. Read more
Looks like you qualify for up to $3.5 million. Read more
It's not all about you, GLORY BOY. Read more
Sadly, you were just too controversial for Minnesota. If you had only been doing something less abnormal, like beating your kid with a stick so hard it split the skin, then the Vikings might’ve been able to look the other way. Heck, they might even be begging to get you back right now. Read more
Well, maybe not a "mediawhore," but you certainly used words that had far too many syllables and I think that's just off-putting to the audience
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You shut your whore mouth! Read more
To be fair, what you were touting was controversial stuff, and the league has a squeaky-clean image to protect.
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It was your garter belts and thigh-high fishnets. They were very distracting. Read more
Trader Joe’s has hollandaise that tastes fine if you add lots of fresh lemon juice and some black pepper. Read more
In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career. Read more
This gif is so white it claps on 1 and 3.
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Or punters who think they can play football. Read more