A good point guard can use either hand to score. Read more

At this point, since they’ve been out of print for 20 years and are never coming back, the very cheapest of the original dual lands are $40-50, and that’s not in mint condition, either. At this moment, to get a single damaged copy of the most recent version of the most expensive and desired of the original duals… Read more

Stephen A and Skip’s Turgid Takeboners is my new fantasy football team name. Read more

Welcome to the MLS! Read more

A ban would be another amendment, thus side-stepping that issue. Some poeple would be legitimately outraged, some would pretend to be outraged, some would shrug and go back to their bag of cheetos and some would cheer. Read more

I didn’t see you mention a green deck in your Magic question. I might suggest JJ Watt... he’s already frighteningly large, seems to get larger during the game, and tries to plant you at the end. Read more

And the biggest consumers of porn are the religious nuts. True! Non-self-reported measurements show it correlates strongly with religiosity. Every pornhub stats dump, for instance.
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There are legitimately no other reasons to go to Mankato other than alcohol and getting laid. I think I could make a compelling argument to rename it South Wisconsin. Source: Former Minnesotan. Read more

re. the FG kicker question, you’d also need like 12-15 surehanded WRs on your roster as the opposing team would onside kick it every chance they had. what would they care if you started on your 25 or their 40.
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Just came here to say: Of course you would like UB Control, you heathen. Read more

As a parent, you are by definition, a mother fucker.

But I concur Mr. footballin’ man, fuck that dude. Read more

Yep, squirt-laser guided of high explosives encased in hardened metal shells, delivered from a $500M aircraft. When the Airman retires into the VA system, he will be drowned in paperwork in order to get on a yearlong waiting list to see his Doctor. Priorities.....
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I always knew you were the Costanza of the NFL.
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This is the exact reason why I’ve soured on MMA. And I wasn’t just a superfan, I was a participant for two and a half years. And now I have arthritis in both hands, one finger that doesn’t work at all, and I can tell if it’s gonna rain if my left toe starts to feel weird. Read more

I own that shit. I am highly entertained by fighters fighting. Indeed, I’m even entertained by drunk idiots at the pub fighting. I prefer the professionals though; they know what they signed up for and are far more skilled than Sully and Pauly at the pub. Read more

Trials of Osiris, in io9 6 word story form: Read more

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Perfect John Oliver syntax, by the way.
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I laughed and cried and spit coffee on my laptop reading this post. JUST when I thought I erased the memory of a 10+ Hour Spirit flight that should have taken about an hour. 10 hours later, we land - not in Chicago as scheduled- ‘cause they let the ground crews go home, so we went to Indy who had NO gate to accept the… Read more

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research Read more