Somehow I see boxing getting more popular again after this article. Read more

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction. Read more

Once you step foot out of Minneapolis, you are correct. For as left as Mpls is, the rest of the state is the polar opposite. Read more

“This Sunday, the garbage ass Forty Niners helmed by future quarterback training facility owner Blaine Gabbert will face the eternal tire fire of the Cleveland Browns, led by future “What happened to..” documentary subject Johnny Manziel!
Don’t miss a moment of this exciting turd smolder, as both teams push for draft… Read more

Coldplay counts among its devoted fans Peter King, David Brooks, Joe Scarborough and friends. So we can officially declare that Coldplay’s place in our culture is comparable to: a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte; a Brooks Brothers ensemble for a day on the water but with “crazy socks”; a Lexus SUV; a Panera turkey… Read more

I was really hoping they’d go with an offensive yet totally inoffensive choice. Like Metallica or AC/DC. Let’s be honest, both of those band rock hard, but Enter Sandman and Shook me all Nite Long are as safe as a glass of water. Read more

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Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be. Read more

Anyone who wants to be president at any time is crazy . Read more

Voting? Discussion? Who needs that horsecrap? Just shoot from the hip, watch your Halliburton stock rise and send in Browny to clean it all up when yer done. Yeehaw!! Read more

And since you know that Marshall Plan 2.0 isn’t happening (the GOP wouldn’t let it happen even if the hypothetical war was conducted to their satisfaction in every way if said war was led by a Democratic president) what you’re saying then is, simply, we’re fucked. Read more

Anyone who wants to be president right now is crazy. This is the no-winningest of no-win situations
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Can Gawker just list off all the people they’ve fired instead of this Cleveland-like sadness parade where I keep going into a column I enjoy to find out that it’s the last entry?
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My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete. Read more

Honestly, I enjoy the long-form writing he does. These video snippets are okay for Gizmodo or Sploid I guess, but there’s not a lot of information here. The visuals are nice, but they don’t really add much in terms of content, and I think all the regulars here really enjoy eating up as much information as they can… Read more

They should just invite Johnny up to the booth for shots. Jager all around. Read more

The Jews did that? Read more

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.
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What is this barn door you speak of? As far as I can tell basically nothing has changed on Wall Street. Jamie Dimon gave the federal government $12B to make it all go away and Chase is still making money hand over fist. They might actually be able to do something about daily fantasy because daily fantasy has nothing… Read more

“and the possibility for an imbalance of information” Read more