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Chris Kluwe
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Is this the one about the cat in a dumpster fire that is simultaneously alive and dead? /Educated in Cleveland, so I confuse my theorems Read more

Yeah, this guy wants to run his own site I believe, not use Twitch. Also, I feel like there’s a decent market for ex-NFL punters streaming in bikinis. You could do a little better than 30k. Read more

There has been a lot of talk here in Louisville about Richard taking over for Rick. I think it would be a great fit. We need someone who will jump on the horse bareback and ride us forward, even with a cowgirl on board. Someone who will go balls deep into tactics. A coach that stays focused through the whole game, not Read more

I want my basketball teams to end their wins the same way I’ll end my life - dribbling until the clock runs out. Read more

That baby’s helping himself to a free souvenir, or rooting thru someone’s pockets. That’s not a baby you need to concern yourself with, he’s going to be the justice system’s problem.
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Plus, the video was just the exact same clip, repeated three times. No different angles, no slow-mo, nothing.
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I don’t like Adblock, but shit like this is why it exist. Video ads should never be longer than the actual video being shown. Read more

When I see documentaries with old former players who played, say, O or D line, before the 70's, they look noticeably smaller than modern day LBs. You see them in their old age and they look like average joes, just a bit taller. It really reminds me of how teams in rugby or other “football”-styled sports tend to have Read more

I would die a happy man if Chris Berman were to perish at the very hands of a fed up Huey Lewis. With moderate contributions from whatever’s left of and the News.
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Ehh. As someone trained as an economist, that usually isn’t the case. In war, you make products that can’t be used for any sort of useful work. In the case of missiles, you make a million dollar unmanned airplane and crash it into the ground. Economically, you would be better off paying people to dig holes and fill Read more

You make some great points Chris and completely agree about doing away with tackle football at the high school and college level, but unfortunately the NCAA makes huge profit in quite the same way the NFL does. Read more

I think Magary mistook Horsefeathers for vintage game footage, but somehow decided that every game looking like Horsefeathers would turn people off.
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In boxing, your weight doesn’t translate linearly to the force behind your hits in the same way as a blocker hitting a charging defender. That equation is governed mostly by mass (and a bit of acceleration in the backfield, but not on the line) while in boxing, it’s both (some people have meatier arms (mass) while the Read more

That one drives me up the wall. It also completely misses the point that the best PED would be something like PCP during the game, which means you still need constant random drug testing. Might as well try to catch all of it since you’ll always have to (because no one is arguing that PCP should be a valid sports Read more

If you want to throw hockey into the mix, the one sport with more padding than football, you can. The vast majority of issues you hear from post-hockey careers seem to stem from those who were fighters. The game has transitioned to a speed and talent game, with checking taking a back seat to playing the puck and Read more