Did Dez Bryant also fuck a sheep? Read more

Contacted regarding the feces, Bryant deferred to his former roommate, one Chuck Johnson. Read more

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit. Read more

“I just sensed a great disturbance in the Force...as though millions of bandwagon fans were suddenly buying Cavs gear and talking about how they’ve been fans all along...” Read more

I just thought back to the last time a punter got all excited for a little ruckus (also, after drinking too much Capri Sun, as in your case), and without caution called in for a large order of “Hey I want the Universe to slap me down spitefully..” and that perfectly describes the Moorman Episode. Don’t let him tell… Read more

Me too. The hub world and choosing between main and side missions is something different. Now let’s see what the multiplayer is like... Read more

Trying to free Chris Christie from captivity with a motley bunch made of ex-NFL kickers and a swarm of D&D players in a Justice League-type sitch? Read more

The fuck knows why you Wentz? You just did. Read more

Kicking in bathroom doors. It says it right up there. Read more

Sports become a bit less interesting if it becomes a competition between biochemists instead of athletes. All of that sounds cool until you realize you are literally sliding into sociopathic dystopia territory by incentivizing people to kill themselves for the promise of a moonshot reward, all for mass entertainment.… Read more

the other guy w/ the leg kick Read more

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian” Read more

Today in Alternate Future History: Read more

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2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because… Read more

I guess you missed the most recent Super Bowl played. ...Or the prior one that ended because of a ridiculous defensive play. ...Or the one before that where a ferocious defense caused a blowout. ...Or the one before that, while high-scoring, was between two teams known for defense and had the game decided on a… Read more

You might have more success if you ask Dellavedova. Read more

Well, fair he probably does. I mean he spends all day every day surrounded by geniuses, innovators, and various like-minded forward thinking people. Read more

Eh, you just have to cut out a lot of the last two books and then add in the first quarter of Winds and I think you would get a pretty decent single book, since that will really be the only self contained book after Storm. Read more