get back to your basement and paint your 40k miniatures.
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.... Well, the MRSA thing actually has to do with the fact that there was a HUGE MRSA outbreak in the Bucs locker room a few years back. Read more

Man, not to mention the pressure of Harambe’s ghost breathing down his neck. Read more

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!
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Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done. Read more

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.
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dammit its not glue anymore, wish you people would think of horses better than that....horses are now used for dog food or steak (Japan, France, and Belgium). Read more

if you stab someone first you should win a goddamn swordfight.

As a 6' 0" sabre fencer, épée is awesome. It’s also objectively more fun.
I wish I were better at it. Read more

Seconded by a 5'10' short epee fencer.
Bean polls arm is just as close to me as I am to him...whoever hits first should win. Read more

Yeah, but I don’t know that I’d call “Red Rover” a sport, either. Read more

As a Jets fan, I have to say that your comment is the most useful thing a Kellen has ever done in my life. Read more

Handball= Use your hands. Football= Use your head to tackle other men until your brain is a Slushie. Read more

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted. Read more

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader Read more

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To be fair, all those yards from missed holding calls on the Patriots have to go SOMEwhere. Read more

Or, you know, RFID everything on the player, field and ball so you know if its a catch, where a player was downed, if it was a TD, if it was a fumble, etc, etc. Read more