The robot sex/masturbation thing reminds me of a question in my house. How do they clean the robots? Like, they have to have some sort of self cleaning/jizz collection thing going on, right? Or do they just like hook up a steam hose when they come in for repairs that blasts steam out of all the holes?
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Note that neither assault nor battery in CA require injury. Assault means, essentially, an attempted battery and is a fairly minor charge. Battery means you touched someone in a harmful or offensive manner. You can touch “through” an object such as a chain. The yank of the chain on the back of the neck would… Read more

I agree with your analysis, however I have not done any actual research into the subject. I don’t think vandalism on the sidelines would fall under any sort of exemption — much like if a player climbed into the stands and punches a fan. Destroying a locker room would also not be exempt, though as a matter of policy I… Read more

Damnit, my bad, man, I keep forgetting the Kinja settings. Read more

Yes, Democrat’s are not actively campaigning to Reverse all of the Reaganomics policies that have caused these issues, but they also aren’t running on a platform entirely designed to make this situation much worse. Read more

Think of all the 5 year olds, deprived of their chance to pull a coal cart for a farthing a day! The elderly and decrepit and mentally ill, all kept from their rightful position in a sweatship, behind chained doors, making shoes for pennies a week! An unemployed America is a morally bankrupt America, which is how you… Read more

It’s been a long time since internet advertising befuddled me, but here we are...

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I think a pissed off girlfriend knowing / guessing his twitter password doesn’t quite qualify as “hacking.” Read more

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way Read more

Also relevant: Indians beat Custer after Christopher Columbus Discovers America Read more

Yeah, I was saying the same thing after the game, when Jimmy Johnson was going on about the missed XP. One could argue that being down 1 (rather than being tied) might have affected the Cardinals’ playcalling in certain ways on the subsequent drive, but the Cards clearly were no less aggressive going down the field in… Read more

In fairness, it seemed as if he was kicking around the Cardinal who came in from the right side and was set to block the kick. But it didn’t work. Read more

Yeah but misses like this can’t be great for a kickers confidence heading into the playoffs. Read more

Easy on the eggnog, fella. Read more

Yeah, Hauschka had nothing to do with David Johnson rocking the shit out of the Seattle for ~40 yards and 2 first downs after the TD.
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Yeah this article seems like it’s just trying to make an already exciting game more of a story than it is and place blame on a scapegoat kicker. I guess him missing the Extra point seemed big at the time but like you said it was meaningless. I guess commentators like to play “what if” and argue that urgency of being… Read more

The funniest part about all of these posts, is that “Castanzo’s” last name is Catanzaro!
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So, instead of thinking that he had to make a kick to win the game, he would be thinking that......he had to make a kick to win the game?! Read more

I like this site and its writers, but that is a really bad headline as it stands. Read more