You’d think the Hawt Take Industrial Complex (HTIC) would want an easy political punching bag this fall when disenfranchised rage rises up during the Trump impeachment hearings. Read more

Oh, like you’d know anything about being forced out of the NFL due to your outspoken political beliefs. Stick to commenting!
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One too many pats on the head. Read more

“more than half of us” Read more

I mean, as far as the settlement, you go after what the law gives you. If they weren’t paid minimum wage, an attorney can help you. If you weren’t paid overtime, an attorney can help you. Read more

I don’t care how fancy he is, dogs usually don’t live for much more than 16 years. Read more

Not sharing the doughnuts obviously. Read more

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices. Read more

Hey man, nice shot. Read more

Isn’t that the whole point of democracy, if your boss is acting like a tool?
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This guy has an estimated net worth of around $50,000,000 and he thinks he already has brain damage from his job but thinks he just has to accept it instead of retiring. Read more

If you aren’t already scared to death about global warming, then this should rock you back a bit. When the ice goes, so does Florida. And when Florida goes, we are all moving north. We will live next door to you. Be your neighbors. Date your daughters. Read more

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning. Read more

Thanks. As for your comment, this is a fucked up, racist (I know it is not YOU who believes this) thing to think, but I fear you are correct. Read more

Awesome article. But, in the mind of Trumpsters, Koreans would be the “good refugees” — still not human like white Christian men, but good enough at math and science that they’ll surely figure out a way (unlike those inherently violent, weak-willed Middle Eastern types). Read more

(checks playoff stats) Nope, no passes yet. Read more

If you’re out of toilet paper, it can’t really hurt though. A tortilla would probably be best. So I’ve heard. Read more

This is the kind of pro tip that keeps me coming back to Deadspin for both food and NFL related news. Read more

The climate change stuff is what really bothers me. The rest of his positions can be debated intellectually. I don’t agree with his conservative views, and find many of them morally repugnant. But intelligent people can have bad values. There’s probably some value to be had in having someone who can intelligently… Read more

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.
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