Zane, you didn’t let the city down. If anything, by missing those kicks, the people of Cleveland can continue to live normal lives. Who knows what may have happened to those people if their brains attempted to process the sheer joy of beating a team like the Saints. It’s kind of like when the allied forces started… Read more

The lesson once again is, “Playing it straight is for suckers.”
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And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him. Read more

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.
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We all know that feeling—when it’s time to bail out no matter what. It’s being in the airport security line with 29 minutes until your flight and then the diarrhea arrives with the fire of one thousand suns. It was the papa johns, you suddenly realize. Standing there sweating, contemplating the most immediate future,… Read more

When the Vikings get eliminated from the playoffs again, can you print that phrase on a polo shirt and make Drew wear it every day until the next season starts? Read more

My question is more- how on earth do you get the ball to do that intentionally- I get how to throw a knuckleball, but you can’t exactly “palm” (not the exact grip but indulge me) a ball with your foot- how do you strike it to prevent spin? Read more

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”


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DID SOMEONE SAY THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER?! Read more

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol Read more

+1 Stomped foot  Read more

He’s champing at the bit to get another chance. Read more

Sometimes you gotta punt. Read more

Former enlisted here, myself. I wasn’t that turned off by it. It wasn’t a Kellen Winslow “i’m a soldier!” type of statement, or even a statement necessarily about her personal experience (she doesn’t say “I feel like a soldier in World War II.”) She’s probably right. I’d say the majority of those in combat would… Read more

Yeah, but goalies are athletes. Read more

Also, you have to be a little bit insane to be a goalkeeper. Ederson of Man City got absolutely destroyed by Mane of Liverpool last year, and somehow came back relatively unscathed without missing too much time, and still throws himself at crosses. You have to be a bit off (in a good way) to risk your health in the… Read more

WELL YOU SEE SINCE THE WORD “PUDDLE” STARTS WITH THE LETTER “P” LIKE THE WORD “PENIS” AND THE WORD FLOOR STARTS WITH THE LETTER “F” LIKE “FEMINISM” THIS IS CLEARLY THE RESULT OF AN SJW CONSPIRACY
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I debated between using “kicker” and “punter” there, and went with kicker because people seem to yell at them more, but I might have picked the wrong one. Read more

Reminds me of the old saying: Ben Rothenberg seems like a dick, right? Read more

I know this is a pretty old comment, but since this article has been reposted (and will have new readers), I wanted to throw my opinion in regarding your Tip 5.
I think you should generally prioritize the bonus goals over the power grid, if it’s the difference between getting a star and losing a grid point, take the… Read more