“You mean I could have gotten more!? Man, is my face red.” Read more

What do you get when your roster depletes? Read more

Things that are not as soft as that technical:

Well, no, this isn’t a pox-on-both-political-houses kind of issue. Fox News operates on an entirely different conceptual framework than mainstream news networks. Fox carries water for movement conservatives, on behalf of a viewership that is 1) conservative, 2) believes fervently that all other media networks are an… Read more

Hmm, so Marcus Thompson is the Gruden Administration’s Maggie Haberman? Good to know. Read more

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the… Read more

Whenever I have a problem, I just trade for a Cleveland Brown, and then boom, right away, I have a different problem. Read more

The Green Bay Packer owners are reliable Republican voters, prob only give $5 at a time tho Read more

filthy and riddled with venereal diseases: YOUR MOTHER Read more

I’m not your pal, fwend! Read more

So... Read more

Sure: Read more

In Elway’s mind, it behooves you to vote no on Prop 112  Read more

How long you been champing at the bit to make that joke? Read more

por que no los dos? Read more

Buddy Read more

I never understood how people would make jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker supposedly looking like a horse in a world where John Elway was chomping on a tuft of grass right over there. Read more

I mean, it looks that way...on the face of it.  Read more

Wait, is that a joke about how the internal combustion engine displaced the horse as our society’s dominant source of transportation, or a joke about how John Elway looks like a goddamned horse? Read more