Joe Buck Vs. Troy Aikman Vs. A Bear Breaking Into The Studio Read more

Alternative proposal:

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Because a certain political party has demonized Unions, kind of like everything else.  Unions were what made a middle class in this country and gave us fair working conditions in America.   Read more

HamNo hasn’t watched since they beat the Pats. He thinks all is well in Bold City.  Read more

We can’t let the rubbish run the dump, though.
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Yeah if only Matt Stafford had some freakish, once-in-a-generation receiver he could throw to I bet that would put this team over the top. Read more

Two words why your onside kick plan won’t work. Fair catch. You can call a fair catch on any free kick. You have to give the opponent a chance to catch the ball if it’s in the air, and even a high pop-up that travels 10 yards isn’t much of a challenge for the hands team. I suppose they could still drop it, but a… Read more

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes.  Read more

I blame a combination of the lack of Jaguar Junction and the elimination of Bear Friday.  Read more

Yes, and there’s even a name for it: Read more

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills. Read more

Every deck can only be played as a complete entity.  They are completely random.  You cannot in any way determine the quality of the deck you’ve bought until you’ve opened it.  You cannot buy singles at all, because they have no use outside the deck for which they’re assigned.  They’ve managed to completely distill… Read more

Wow, NBA Jaguars Junction is fucking dark, man. Read more

We’re going to end up with the Japanese flag at the end up this. Read more

It will never happen just because of how awesome it would be. Imagine Kaep coming in and leading them to the playoffs, getting the fans on his side, and then, kneeling IN DC (OK Maryland) right in Trump’s backyard while also calling out Snyder on the team’s racist name/logo. It would be the perfect storm and it would… Read more

If your screen starts to heat up, now you'll know why! Read more

That’s what I’m enjoying most about all of this. It’s Zeno’s paradox if his face were the rabbit and the finish line were “infinite red”.  Read more

2.5 million civilians were killed in the two US Imperial invasions of Iraq. The Bush doctrine has led to military occupation of almost every African country. Chattel slavery has returned to Libya.  Read more