there’s klue now Read more

You would say that, you abortion loving commie! Fuck off! Read more

It isn’t about “rich vs rich,” it’s “generational wealth in the billions” vs first-time rich guys with a limited earning period. It’s about these billions of dollars coming into MLB and being kept by the billionaires instead of distributed to the talent. Read more

Guess it needed more ball pits.

If you’re in Antarctica, things have already gone about as south as they can.
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There are a couple of places in this state where I’m like 90% sure that Cthulu cult activity is going on, and Kimberly is one of them. The other is Cedarburg, which somehow manages to maintain three yarn stores and a yarn museum on its entirely-too-idyllic main street in this economy. Someone is fucking a fish being… Read more

“strapped with a Kel-Tec “Bullpup” rifle and a Glock 19X” Read more

Fuck, I’m in my 30s and I appreciate the effort they’re going through to fuck with the Lakers.
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Should have used a Bounty paper towel... Read more

This Super Bowl reminded me a lot of the 2003 World Series, in that America could have had a very interesting matchup of two very watchable, very rootable teams, and instead got an arrogant asshole dynasty versus a team whose own fans don’t give a fuck about it, and an absolutely unwatchable, uninteresting television… Read more

I’ve always seen it spelled Tiamat Lisinopril. Guys, when Tangential Linguine’s hometown decides to honor her with the “Trickle-down Logjam Memorial Cafeteria” it’s going to be really hard on them when it comes down to tracking down all the praise she gets from the internet-sphere if we can’t take the time to learn… Read more

And make it team policy to refuse to do interviews with anyone other than Tokamak Laundryday. Read more

Oh my gosh! Chris Kluwe! Punter for my Vikings from ‘05-‘12 (ish)? My favorite team ever, I’d go see you guys every game that was in Minneapolis, Detroilet, or Chicago. We got front row seats cheap in Detroilet, and similar good deals there other years, so I risked my LIFE every year to see you guys play for six… Read more

story checks out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Minnesota_Vikings_season#Week_13:_at_Chicago_Bears Read more

Maybe if it's a tennis ball. Read more

I was at that game! I had on like ten layers and a proper Chicago-winter level down coat and still never felt close to warm. I don’t know how you survived Read more

I was going to be all nonchalant and hit you with the sarcastic “cool story bro”. Read more

I think I just discovered that I only read Deadspin in the hopes that I’ll see a Kluwe comment. Thanks, man.
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Interestingly, this is not unique to US football. “Proper Football Men” in the UK have a serious hard on for soccer guys not wearing sleeves or gloves in the winter weather, and perceive those that do as Continental wimps Read more

Classic self burn. Read more