One day about a year ago, I almost hit a rabbit while driving. My 9-year-old daughter said, “It would have been okay, Dad. Bunnies are a renewable resource.” Read more

It makes me very happy to peer into my garage gym and ruminate on how assembling everything in there cost about as much as 3 months of a Crossfit or fancy gym membership. Sometimes, when I’m really feeling frisky, I’ll even grab a rag and wipe off some of the dust. Read more

Frampton reportedly was set to meet undefeated WBO champion Oscar Valdez later this year after his tune-up against Dominguez. Read more

Dude, you KNOW you’re “Ben”. Read more

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my… Read more

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills… Read more

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin. Read more

The office was split 50/50 on whether to include you and they let Drew be the deciding vote. Not wanting to offend anyone he chose to....kick the can down the road. Read more

I think you and “Getting hit by a car” are the most glaring omissions. Read more

The Raiders are the embodiment of the guy that goes out of his way to bump you on the sidewalk, then trips over his own feet when he tries to turn around and start something Read more

I took a course in grad school that focused on public perception of global economics or some such, and as our assignment the first week, the professor had us read two things: one was a brief(ish) research article published in a respected academic journal, the other was Friedman’s The World is Flat. Read more

this is my go to move when fighting over the last doughnut in the office kitchen with gary  Read more

I expect it also has something to do with the consistent accuracy of the long snapper. Read more

Yeah but what do you know.  You’re just some guy on the internet. Read more

Says the man who lined up at 15 (well, 12) for how long exactly. :) Read more

And just what do you think makes you qualified to (checks user name) Read more

Certainly not expecting to be chipped from 2/3rds of the field away. Read more

The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles: Baseball Edition Read more

Seamen, obviously.  Read more