Wrong on both counts, friend. Read more

I went to Fordham. I am excited about the win. Read more

I'll answer your questions with a question, if you'll allow it: Read more

The heavens. Read more

I heard it and all kidding on Saban and the state of Alabama aside, I am going to go ahead and assume that the head coach of a major college football program knows the difference between shapes. There's only three sides to the building. Read more

Pretty sure he was referring to the shape of the stadium, not the football field. Read more

Would you or anyone else not immediately friends with her have known who Jena Beth Teel is before today? Now we all know her name because, as you say, she is speaking out of self interest. Maybe she is, but do you think it's helped her? Based on your reaction, I'd say no. Read more

That's exactly right. Unless there's an environment encouraging them to do that—which was specifically denied by a person who was apparently more connected to the program than the one levelling the charges—it's college kids having sex. Which, last I checked, is not breaking news. Read more

I don't think anyone in the history of persuasion is saying anything remotely like that. Sports Illustrated alleged that Orange Pride was encouraged to so by members of the football staff as part of an institutional policy of sorts, which is the only way this is even remotely interesting or newsworthy. Read more

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Had The Body as governor up there so I guess they might as well go with The Brain for mayor. Read more

I think deep down everyone knows. You ignore near-interceptions and bad decisions that wound up bouncing the Jets way. As lucky as he was in those first two years, he was that unlucky and then some the following years. Maybe it evens out for him somewhere else, who knows. Read more

Maybe. Read more

Not only can you not watch a great ballplayer, but you can't watch him specifically because an umpire decided to toss him. Again, it's not like the umpire was forced to throw him out. They use discretion all the time. Maybe he had justification, but that doesn't mean he needs to use it. Read more

Like I said, maybe if he spit on the ump, ya know something egregious, he'd be OK to toss. Read more

Didn't say it would be OK, but I (and everyone else) would care a whole let less about it. Same reason no one cares about scrubs getting busted for PEDs, etc. Read more

Would anyone even care if this was Danny Worth? Would this post even exist? Of course not. Fair is fair and all, but lets not be obtuse here. You act like there's never any discretion involved when an ump tosses a player. Read more

Yeah, it's definitely being wonky. Read more

Pretty shitty man. Game Of Thrones dude just hadn't had his Snickers yet. Read more