This presupposes that Aaron Rodgers plays the exact same game Seneca Wallace does coming off the bench to replace him. That a presupposition you want to hang your hat on? Read more

Molina's glove is tagging Ross by his waist. Ross's hand is touching the plate. Watch the GIF at the top of the page. You see both Molina's glove and Ross's moving toward their final destinations. Read more

OK, human physiology: If it's not Ross's hand, whose hand is it? Read more

That is his right hand on the plate; he's wearing gloves. In the top GIF you see it dart down between Molina's glove hand and chest and toward the plate before a tag is applied. Molina swipes the ground and then up into Ross's chest for the tag as they converge. Whether Ross's hand actually makes it to the plate… Read more

I think you'd be surprised by what a football town StL would be if the last time the Rams had any kind of success was a little more recent than 10 years ago. Read more

For the didn't touch home crowd, he clearly did:

Rivers is not only a weirdo, but a Grade A Dickhead and shit-talker. What's right in sports, my eye. You like him because he's religious; that's swell. Lots of people who are religious are also assholes. Just FYI. Read more

I almost never do this but you are being so dense it is mind-numbing. Go back and read the post—try to pretend you're not a fucking lunatic this time—and show me where anyone attacked Philip Rivers's kids. Read more

Yes, I am aware that I nailed your idiotic and needlessly race-infused comment. Glad we're on the same page. Read more

They mentioned his wife was due to have their seventh child during the broadcast (which was 10 days ago, btw) and so I mentioned it here as well (also from 10 days ago) as a joke on there being several people in the world like Rivers (who is acting weird), i.e. have the same DNA. I could cut and paste for you, put… Read more

Hey dipshit, did you see the GIF? That's why he's an intense weirdo. Take your casual-racism-masquerading-as-family-values elsewhere. Read more

God actually only had one child. It's kind of the whole point of the religion. Read more

Hey long dong Timmy, I'm not a serial date rapist so I don't listen to that stuff. Thanks for the suggestion, though. Read more

A little more context:

Should be good now. Read more

We also would have accepted Randy from A Christmas Story.

No one with a brain is freaking out about Yasiel Puig flipping his bat. That's because no one with a brain cares about a player flipping his bat. It happened against your team so you're clearly annoyed. That's cool, I get it. But the persecution complex is a little much. Especially for a fanbase on the verge of, as… Read more

Actually, I didn't "show" your fanbase anything. You did all the heavy lifting. Read more