Yeah I didn't want to get specifically into all the hot pursuit and other exigent circumstances, but they require probable cause. Read more

Maybe there was another monkey in the dumpster and Bear Stealing Dumpster From A Restaurant Twice Bear was also reclaiming his identity, but his identity was the MacGyver of Bears. Read more

Irrelevant! Read more

Well that one asshole was a pretty big one. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think tripping an unsuspecting running person and flipping off people 20+ feet away are in the same league. Read more

Sorry, did you watch the video that is literally the last thing you see on the page before you comment? Read more

The wistful cocking of his head is particularly upsetting.

[looks around furtively, drops something, walks off whistling] Read more

They don't. This is a more recent, and illuminating, angle. We already know he got out of the way. This one shows him first getting in the way. Read more

I don't believe I said it was a bad call. Read more

I called the trucks assholes. But if you don't like sharing the roads with me and the other "FUCKTARD"s, don't get on the road, get a different job. Solid logic, right. Read more

Soon.

Actually, a 1968 serialization of The Hobbit on the BBC. Read more

Sorry, busy adding liquid to a tiny-mouthed container through a bong. Might be a while before I'm done and can properly respond. Read more

But...hating Boston is mainstream again. So confused. Read more

Ha, sorry for the stuffed-turkey-breast tease, only that article mentioned the picture specifically, that's why I linked it that way. Read more

It is absolutely not called beer bonging because that is not a bong. It is a funnel. Read more

I understand that music tastes differ and that these specific playlists don't appeal to everyone, but the actual music is largely irrelevant, they're just the songs I'm listening to. Unless, like you say, they're specifically about psyching myself up, which I do touch on from time to time. Read more

I think you're misunderstanding? The point is not that I was being passed by throngs of people, it's that some people are assholes. Read more

Every time there's an issue with officials and players (or coaches, for that matter), the officials are given incredible deference as these sorts of independent arbiters of the game. They're not players, they just observe and keep order and are therefore above the fray. Read more

Great talk, guys. Read more