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Sorry to have burdened you with cool-looking sports content. Next time before grasping for content, I'll think to myself "what would a miserable piece of shit like ColaCan think of this? Would he deign to consume it? Or would he use part of his Saturday morning to comment on the pointlessness of the post itself,… Read more

The point is hardly the point. Alright. Read more

I, the person posting goofy things that are then bemoaned by some loudmouth as proof of society's decline, should get over myself. Got it, pal. Read more

It's reaction GIFs and the actual play that caused them. As explained in one of the four sentences. Read more

It's not a recap, you mope. It's three moments from the same play that encapsulate the game. It's funny. You should have fun with life. Read more

Normally I'm down with the portrait-mode hate, but for stuff like this, where maybe the person filming is trying to be stealthy, I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt. Read more

Probably strings. I'm an alcoholic. Read more

Yes, I'm the real Clark The Cub!

Pretty sure that was a goof on those making fun of how he looked. Maybe your not as familiar with Deadspin as you think? Hmm. Read more

Pretty sure that was a goof on those making fun of how he looked. Maybe your not as familiar with Deadspin as you think? Hmm. Read more

I don't think you are suggesting people actually think Bill Belichick is a robot with no emotions, right? Like, obviously he is more than a football coach, I'm not sure we really need that spelled out. Read more

The Keystone Kops of Cooperstown. Read more

Time it took you to read this would not constitute a run. Unless, well, never mind. Read more

That's a good question. When do sideburns cease being hair and become sideburns? Read more