Sorry man. Next week I promise to write at least, like, six posts about how awesome it was that time a mediocre team beat a better team at home by not totally pissing away a 25-point lead. Read more

That's pretty good. Read more

/doffs cap Read more

Fordham undergrad Read more

To seriously answer your question: It was pretty crazy and therefore interesting. Read more

I don't think it's homophobic to be freaked out when a stranger invades your personal space like that. Read more

I'll handle this one: "ethered" means "sonned." Read more

I probably reply to one person a week because I can't help myself. Sometimes they have a point and, you know, that's a little bit annoying because you've got to deal with being wrong. But really, the worst is when the person is being a colossal dickhead and (s)he's wrong about everything. There's no winning that… Read more

Sabrett Onions in Sauce or nothing. Read more

At the last minute I took out a bit about PSU possibly wanting to impress voters, in favor of just leaving it as "running up the score." Basically I wanted to tighten up the first paragraph and I figured that motivation was implied. That is, why else are they running up the score? Read more

It is. I learned this today, actually. I assumed the end of the show, where two contestants face off for the showcase was the Showcase Showdown, but it's not. That's just called the Showcase. Read more

For real? I missed that part. Read more

You can probably still delete this if you hurry. Read more

We're AP here. Read more

Supposed to spell out "percent." Read more

It was pretty good until the end, there. Also, you should use single quotes when quoting something that contains a quote. So it should be:
"I do not feel compelled in the slightest to 'defend' myself to a guy who reads and trolls Deadspin every day. " Read more

So which is it? Am I choosing to attack your typing skills rather than defending my click bait articles, or am I, in fact, defending them by simply responding to a person who has inserted himself into a conversation? Read more

I do not feel compelled in the slightest to "defend" myself to a guy who reads and trolls Deadspin every day. I just found it amusing that the only time you did not type or write like a child was while imitating me, a person whose writing you are criticizing. Read more

Heamshei, do you realize the only time you properly capitalized anything in this entire thread is when you were imitating me? Read more

How could that be negative if noted writing expert and reading whiz heamshei is a reader? Read more