Wait. You're complaining that you're going to have to teach words to your kid by watching sports? Doc Emrick is better than Sesame Street! Read more

The same deck actually collapsed weeks earlier during a Marlins game, though with no reported injuries. Read more

Craig T. Nelson was definitely drunk while filming most of this show. Read more

I've clearly watched too much Coach in my time (in syndication, no less). Although I don't have Netflix, I can piece together the action pretty seamlessly from the commentary. Also, Luther has the IQ of a cabbage. Read more

Watching them again it was frustrating that there was no overall narrative to a football season in the early years . One episode they had a winning record, the next a losing record, then in a bowl game, etc. Maybe that's just because we are used to shows having overall story arcs now. That seemed to improve as the… Read more

"What If You Could Run Without Feeling Time Or Distance?" Read more

T-Mac in the background tending to his ankles 7 years ago. Read more

I've only run one half - no sticker. A friend got an M-dot tattoo after his first Ironman. He now regrets it as he's since done a double and triple (yes 3X all event distances) Ironman.
I like this sticker:

Aw, c'mon, there are far worse/goofier songs than Lifehouse's "First Time". It has a good tempo for nice jog (for those of us with short legs that jog slow). Read more

Misery loves company.

That's funny- I looked at both of those articles, and I didn't see any profile whatsoever about Yahoo! Answers. Read more

Fight Breaks Out At A̶m̶p̶u̶t̶e̶e̶ ̶S̶o̶c̶c̶e̶r̶ Foosball Match For Charity Read more

Followed up finding three women missing for ten years by finding an entire NFL franchise that's been missing for 18. Is there anything this guy can't do? Read more

Apropos of nothing but a friend of mine hired Saves The Day to play a cookout in his backyard today. Read more

"you do not have to see dudes running outside with no shirts on. Like, what the hell, guys?" Read more

So I've been attempting to recover from my fatassery as well, though I'd wager I was (and likely still am) a much bigger fella that you. Personally, I try and hit three or so miles three to four times a week, and kind of top out at 11-12 miles for the week. Like you, I constantly fight laziness, so my running… Read more

The treadmill is good for one thing when you're training—keeping at the same pace. I have a bad habit of not realizing how fast I'm going as I desperately try to zone out, and then I'll be at mile 2, dying, unable to figure out why I'm suddenly so out-of-shape, then I'll check my watch and realize I've been running… Read more

Funny as hell.Maybe your best commentary on running. The heat, the gym, the suffering. Everything that pisses you off. Read more