“So, how much does something like that cost? I’m just asking. For a friend.” Read more

Apparently he’s Barry Bonds all of a sudden? Read more

Hey, I heard that earlier tonight, the Columbia Journalism Review reported that the San Francisco Chronicle’s reporter on the Golden State Warriors beat, Rusty Simmons, had been suspended by the paper after writing a news story on the Warriors’ purchase of land for their new arena that was copied almost entirely from… Read more

Isn’t it obvious that “Will” is actually Wilmer Flores? Read more

True story: Life as a Loser, because it was published by a tiny publishing house that’s now out of business, was once, like, 46 bucks on Amazon. Then, one day, they all dropped to about three bucks. I found out later it was because my dad saw the Amazon market and sold a bunch of the 100 or so of them I had been… Read more

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick. Read more

Found in Joe Flacco’s locker.

Bold statement.
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A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind. Read more

The math may not be staggering quite yet, but it looks like it’s had a few. Read more

So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson. Read more

Whatever, Samer. At least they’re helping me get rid of my old Ed Hardy shirts too.
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I should say here: don’t do this. But if you do do this, do like Buchanan did and plan your escape route. And if you do that, and get away scot-free, don’t talk to the local news and give your name. Read more

That’s badass. Read more

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008. Read more

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
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Weirdly, this account is followed almost exclusively by Camptown ladies. Read more

“He used to ride me pretty hard.” Read more

Glendavis Glen Ross. Read more