Say your brain worked like your browser history, and you could erase the last X amount of time from it. What’s the longest amount you’d be willing to erase to forget this? Read more

please, no more.  this is all so depressing Read more

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing.  Read more

I have a question: what the hell, man Read more

The fuck? Read more

I had to pause the first video and take a look around to make sure I’m still a human on this planet. I need an adult to help me explain to me the feelings I’m having right now.
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I cannot remember the last time something I saw on this site has upset me as much as this has.
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So are you advocating for a club sport/academy system like almost all the rest of the goddamn world uses? You know, where you just go to school to learn shit and could also in some way join a club to play sports?

Because I would. Read more

Kyle Wagner’s bit on Gamergate is absolutely the best and most prescient piece on that subject, in my opinion. It gets more true and more unpleasant to read by the day: https://deadspin.com/the-future-of-the-culture-wars-is-here-and-its-gamerga-1646145844 Read more

Enjoy Galaxy Brain Monte Ellis, Knicks fans!  Read more

Ugh, my old roommate came back referring to the hood of the car as “the bonnet” and I almost had to run him over. Read more

Everyone’s insufferable asshole college acquaintance who picked up an accent on study abroad seems to be doing very well for herself. Read more

Just hang around the lobby long enough. Read more

Much like the earlier criticism of her tweet, it’s hilarious to me that leftists decide to attack a woman simply based on your she chooses to.... Orient herself. Read more

Counterpoint: Her argument is brain worm food but she’s actually kinda right! Big, empty states where white folks’ votes count more than those uhhh how do I put this politely “urban” and “athletic” voters is absolutely, positively the center of Republican electoral strategies. Read more

Is there a number I need to get at the counter to get in line to write for the NYT, or will they just call my name when it’s my turn? Read more

“We like to sing ‘Don’t fence me in’ while eating our Cheeky Nandos and reminiscing of the days when Starbucks was just a single independent coffee shop down by the Pier.” Read more

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!?  Read more

He just fucked off to Panama for a week and then came back and basically said, “My bad.” Read more