Hello. The internet says that today is National Pet Day, the day for pets. Bring forth the pets!

As you’ve surely* seen by now, the big story of the day has to do with viral videos of some confusing group of…

A couple of weeks ago, despite their party controlling the entire legislative pipeline, the Republicans’ effort to…

Michael Lombardi is a former football executive with the San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Oakland Raiders,…

What do you suppose Orlando Magic head coach Frank Vogel and, uh, star(?) forward Aaron Gordon talked about today,…

What the hell is going on, here? I thought the show about the guys breaking out of prison ended like eight years…

God, this is so fucking embarrassing.

Here is a deeply weird thing:

Breath of the Wild, the latest installment in Nintendo’s beloved Legend of Zelda series, has received basically…

Seventeen days. That’s how much stamina flinty-eyed deal master Donald Trump, sober policy knower Paul Ryan, and all…

Here is how long the NBA season is: Long enough for the Washington Wizards to have gone from a bad team with a good…

The NFL will develop “an educational training video” on how to celebrate a fucking touchdown, according to a tweet…

Here are some points. All of them can be, and maybe even are, valid, in the same universe, at the same time.

No.

My large adult sons (actually they’re eight and six) and I bundled ourselves against the cold and worked for around…

Many NBA teams are good, or are crummy but feature some fun young Turks who can provide some reason for optimism, or…

So poor lil Tim Tebow, the world-famous football refugee and circumcision doer now trying his hand at baseball,…

So, we’ve been bickering about the NBA’s MVP award the past couple days; it’s March, the sports calendar is dead,…

San Antonio’s Kawhi Leonard had a fabulous game last night against the Houston Rockets. He scored 39 points—17 in…

If you’re a regular reader of feature journalism on the internet, you have encountered what we at Deadspin sometimes…