No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1 Read more
What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.” Read more
It’s generally a quiet block, but I can hear every word of conversation of people walking by.
There was a phase when we were really big into calling 911 from payphones then hanging up, then hiding nearby to see if the cops would come. This got problematic when we kept it going away at summer camp, where the one payphone must’ve been 30 minutes from any police station, and they would send a car out each and… Read more
Yeah, I considered this. I finally read it this year and it’s wonderful. Read more
I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far. Read more
From that blog, this is...something. Read more
In the grand scheme of things it’s minor, but Trump’s election almost certainly cost Fahrenthold a Pulitzer. (He should probably get it anyway, but I doubt he will.) Read more
The Gawker Media Group no longer exists, and the network of sites you knew and tolerated as Gawker Media is now Gizmodo Media. Read more
Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too? Read more
And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell. Read more
You’re right, I had the wrong info. I’ve corrected it in the piece. Read more
Look at this shit Read more
The White Sox fan on staff is yelling about how you never trade for 2B prospects. The Red Sox fan on staff is just giggling at his desk. The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter, and they deserve to never win anything ever. Read more
Not quite, because there is both correlation and causation here, with wins and rushing attempts. Just not in the order Pagano believes. Read more
Sorry if I wasn’t clear: He played 36 minutes last night, but reached a triple-double within his first 20. Read more
Yep, my bad. I’ve fixed it in the story. Thanks. Read more