The counterargument to your first paragraph is that every culture has stick-and-ball sports. I don’t think you necessarily need to have a baseball background to be capable of swinging a baseball bat. Just think of all the countries that play cricket. Read more
I want to take everyone who votes “homer” and walk them from home plate to the outfield fence. IT’S SO FUCKING FAR. Read more
That is, uh, not how websites make money Read more
Players is moving to March, reportedly. Read more
Actually, he put the apostrophe there because (paraphrasing) “it’s funny that lots of black athletes have apostrophes in their names, right??” Read more
No, I am wracked with anxiety that everyone in the theater will be staring at me and wondering why I couldn’t find anyone to go with. I have the same fears with eating alone. Read more
I am running into this problem too, where it’s harder and harder to discover new stuff, and I really think the answer is to put on Spotify or whatever streaming service, and let it recommend things. The best way to get into new music is to hear it, decide you like it, then dive into that catalog. Read more
Coffee, black, jesus, this isn’t hard. Read more
Have you ever had a bad time at a concert? I bet not. Read more
Hmmm, this was a very unhelpful answer for you then, huh. Read more
I think very good! For the reason that he’ll have a stroke or heart attack or something before then. He’s old and fat and his brain is mush. Read more
Look, a lot of them are bad Read more
If by some fluke you’re laying over at Toronto City airport, you can’t beat it. It’s right downtown (there’s a lil’ tunnel to the mainland) and Toronto’s a fun city. Read more
If you’re big into college sports, all your opinions are not worth taking seriously. Read more
Philly! Read more
Mark Cuban. Read more
A few bucks to place or show on the near-favorite horses whose odds have gotten longer since the morning line. Read more
I was SO excited to put down an awful lot of money on Mayweather. Free money, right? And then a friend went to Vegas and asked me how much I wanted on him, and I sat down and thought, and asked myself, do I really want to wager thousands of dollars that boxing isn’t fixed? Turns out I do not. Read more