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Barry Petchesky
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Deputy editor | Deadspin

It’s not the lateness that’s the problem here...it’s that she hasn’t texted you. Let it go, because it’s gone. Read more

Usually not. I know myself well enough that if I start watching a game, it’s going to be real hard to stop watching it even if it’s midnight and I’m exhausted. Read more

Caramel corn, if the corn’s gonna be sweet, make it sweet enough to make my teeth fall out. Read more

It’s at both Met locations! But the armor is at the Fifth Ave location, so that’s where they went. Read more

Fun fact! Passer rating isn’t the only QB stat in which Fitz ranks second in the league. Read more

I didn’t want to tip our hand, but that process has already begun. Subtly. Read more

I saw Hamilton! It was really good! I also took a vow to never talk about it unless asked. Read more

Some fantastic names in this box score, including Jax Biggers, Tanner Gardner, and Sherten Apostel. Read more

A good rule is that a food item is a good cat name. (Bagel!) And plural food is a great cat name. (Waffles!!) Read more

Our salary minimums can be found here, though it’s not really comparable since everyone on staff here is full-time. Read more

Which current Phillie is most likely to be a Guy to Remember in 20 years, and inexplicably take up the brain space that I’d otherwise use to know how to long divide? Trick question, it’s already Pat Neshek.  Read more