Sometimes simple is best: I’m riding for Storm Duck and Pope Thrower. Read more
Every year when I read this, I think of Marijuana Pepsi Jackson, who was an urban legend in my hometown when we were growing up until the Internet came around and we searched for her and found out that she was indeed real. She’s done quite well for herself too! Read more
Deicide Huxtable is maybe the greatest name I have ever heard. I want to have a kid and change my last name just to name my kid this. Read more
Paisley Boney IV has definitely been hazed at lacrosse camp for that name. Read more
Woah, I’m way too lazy for that! But I do count on the fine folks at the NOTY site to do their due diligence when compiling the bracket. They were open about Dr. Narwhals Mating last year.
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To elaborate, my Final Four is Read more
Truman Peyote would be a great commenter handle.
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I’m calling in sick to work today. Read more
If Dijonnaise Norman gets there, can we make it the Savory 16? Read more
I still say there should be separate categories for birth names and those that had theirs legally changed. Read more
There is no way Jizyah Shorts doesn’t win this. Read more
“Konstantine Sepsis” made me laugh out loud and is a real dark horse as a five-seed. Read more
Surender Nada highly overrated as a one seed. He is definitely going to get taken down by Dr. Trent Artichoker in the next round, or Donald Bullcoming in the Sweet Sixteen. Read more
Reading the indictment, it would appear that Avenatti was maybe not quite as smart as some people believed. Read more
Nike schools know the best defense against a charge is to stand your ground and then fall over like you’re dead. Let’s see if Avenatti goes with this strategy. Read more
It is in times like these that I can’t help to think back to what one of our greatest presidents, JFK, once said, “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask your country to never tweet”. Read more