Did Gutiérrez replace his divot? Someone else may want to take a penalty kick later on. Read more

Le pomme James? Read more

Well, on the one hand, they did eliminate 4 in 5s and lower back-to-backs. On the other hand, this means we’ll never see the greatest DNP of all time again.

Quisling? Maybe we can get a dictionary at the break... Read more

“All the stuff I’ve done in my career,” Don Ohlmeyer once told an ESPN interviewer, “and that’s what I’m going to be remembered for. It serves me right.” Read more

Solidarity among employees worked. What a concept.
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No matter what, everybody should be tuned in at 8 PM on Sunday for the banner raising ceremony. Read more

She’s like 5'5. She had no chill back in the day.(which clearly hasn’t changed ) Read more

That’s not just alcoholism. That kind of hallucination can only be achieved through a combination of absinthe, mezcal, and peyote.

KD in two years.

Thinking there’s a big overlap of folks who are skeptical about ADHD and learning disorders in general, and folks who don’t get why Russian interference in American politics is no big deal. Read more

you sound like Dr.Z and west coast offense. Read more

I enjoyed the insightful and informative comment, but you really got the star for the line you drew in the sand right at the end. Read more

That’s the most kicking knowledge I’ve ever heard.
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Especially true when one of your best preseason performances is against the Colts. Is any Coach better at making mediocre teams look like the second coming of the Pats than Chuck Pagano? The Rams would say no Read more

On the other hand, this is a great way to ensure no one in the dugout jinxes a no-hitter by talking about it while it’s happening. Read more

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.
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Come on man, he sounds EXACTLY like Trump. Read more