Maybe I'm a stickler for tradition. Maybe this annual occurrence has become so ingrained in my being that I don't want it to change. It's hard to explain, but there's just something so life affirming about my beloved Arsenal qualifying for the Champions League every year while seemingly going out of their way to look…

In addition to the decline in team nickname use, Washington was also down 27 points on the scoreboard during each broadcast. Read more

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you. Read more

You'd think that Smith would have noticed something was wrong right away, given his propensity to check down. Read more

Kluwe, Le Batard, and Lions tailgate butt eaters 2014 Read more

"How the fuck is this news?" Read more

A $100 parlay bet on the Browns, Texans, and Chiefs would currently net you $1640. Looking good, Houston! Read more

[can't read this post because his head is so far up his ass] Read more

Those are both good things that should be in the HOF Read more

Chris Kluwe DSHOF 2014!!!!!! Read more

Shep McAllister's Mom: [lives with regret] Read more

While this may hurt Kelly's chances of staying at Ole Miss, he just locked up a roster spot at Florida State. Read more

Man, Kyle is going to be pissed when he sees this. Read more

"Only if you return the favor." Read more

[chorus] Read more

Here, Will. I got a gift for you.

Wow, congrats on winning such a prestigious honor, Will. Read more

Don't tease me. I'd buy the shit outta one of those if it was cheap. Read more

This is the worst e-commerce site I've ever been to. Read more

Thanks, Erg! Read more