FUCK YEAH GREAT DANES Read more

He'll be great for City next season. Read more

But only one mother: Polly Ester Blend, bro. Read more

PICKS Read more

Yeah, he's not even made out of the same materials as a blanket. Read more

This is a real shame. If only there was a way to Bring Back Anthony Mason. Read more

You forgot "God bless Balotelli for that assist to Aguero on the final day in 2012, man." Read more

I tend to be partial to the BOFA Tea Steeper, Shane. Read more

I tend to be partial to the BOFA Tea Steeper, Shane.

It's great to see a small club have some success against superior outfits. Kudos to Manchester United for nicking a point off of mighty West Ham. Read more

Listen, man. No Cesc or Costa tomorrow and I'm feelin' like we got a chance at snatching a Lampard winner late. I'm not ruling it out. Read more

Except for Chicago style. Read more

This isn't a subjective topic. It's factually a bad food. I'm sorry, but I'd be remiss if I didn't point out the facts here. Read more

Chicago style pizza is pure trash. Apologies for straying from the original point, which is that Tim Marchman has bad opinions, but Chicago style pizza is bad too. Read more

He gets no opinion on the tastes of anything. I bet he likes Chicago style pizza too. Read more

City or Chelsea tomorrow? Read more

Tim Marchman: Read more

To be honest, Brady's passes to Gronkowski are generally more intermediate routes, so he's not really Going Deep at all in these scenarios.

Like, Antawn Jamison? Read more

Yeah, I get that's the intention, but the odds of you picking the ideal drink for someone out of all of the drinks in the world are so slim! Read more

Wait, but how would they even know what drink to get without talking to the person first? You can't just walk up to someone with a cranberry vodka and assume that they enjoy that shit. That's psychotic behavior. Read more