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Steroids are amazing.
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You said his ass, right?

I haven’t seen a call blown so badly since a Gawker editor green-lit that Geithner hit piece. Read more

$60M seems pretty damn low, no? Considering all of those NCAA athletes combined are still getting $40M less than what Hulk Hogan alone is going to be taking from you guys. Read more

tl;dr HOW WILL THE PHILADELPHIA UNION FUCK THIS UP Read more

This is a terrible comment. I would say it’s because it’s making light of domestic abuse, but it’s also not even in the same country as funny. It’s blindly saying this thing is like that thing and one of those things is domestic violence. Read more

He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina. Read more

I’ll miss his fresh take on sports highlights/commentary which involved smarmy catchphrases, references known only to him, and offhanded dismissal of things uninteresting to him. Nowhere else in sports media could you get that. Read more

Hey, that’s a really good series idea. They should do one with John Oliver too. Read more

Adequate Man: Okay, so now that we’ve got the monetary stuff out of the way I’m almost ready to get down to business. Do you have an STD? Read more

How does scaring the shit out of minimum wage bank tellers fit into “Adequate Man”? Read more